ill tell my grandchildren one time, “once i got drunk and changed my name”
My neighbor just pulled into his drive way blasting No Doubt’s Just A Girl in sunglasses and a suit.
im drinking heavily reading microcontroller documentation falling in love with brits in the back of my mind this is not sustainable i suppose most things arent
i got drunk the other day, watched the doctor who river song episode and started bawling. im dead inside except for david tennant
if i could keep you, i— ‘come on please’ i mutter under my breath into the sky— what does it matter. i sweat liquor and speak liqueur and i fall apart as i fall at your feet. i tumble and crumble and sweat and its a terrible detox and an okay goodbye because ive had worse but god its hard like it always is. leave; its all i can do.
i think im going to start shaving regularly for the first time in 18 months. i look 14.
oh baby, sing. sing sing sing. sing.