aubade: Cops do not like if you ask them, “why do you guys perjure yourselves all the time?” I need to learn how to stop talking hahaha. Or stop drinking with cops. #hilarious-lawyers
cant find my socks. they’re wigwams. best socks. i know where they are, they’re in the dryer. icant be arsed to get em though. shaved today. again. look twelve. again. that’s fine. i smell like burberry London. and i right like it because it smells like rain today. it dries down on me, and on my clothing, quite well, especially with rain. smell me. i dare you. i smell like...
thse are my problems take shower, want to work out immediately after cannot find an art student willing to tailor my clothing in the way i want for money. i am considering putting up a craigslist ad “DEGENERATE SEEKS FASHION MAJOR: MUST HAVE GOOD CUTTING SHEERS AND TAILORS CHALK”.
me: work on k street so i can utilize you Amanda: nooooo me: ill lobby dumb shit like the mango lobby Amanda: this sounds awful alreayd mango lobby?????? the messiest lobby me: i want 3x the amount of subsidies corn gets for mangos but only fair trade mangos. Amanda: ugh what psh me: YOU THINKY OURE DELERIOUS?? Amanda: hahahah me: im speaking of a MANGO LOBBY. i...